Sunday, February 27, 2011

A wonderful world of snow

So for those of you who don't know yet, the wonderful college world that I attend is covered in ice and snow. So it's kind of cold here. So Friday night it was 10 below and I went outside and boy was that a mistake. Actually the outside part wasn't so bad but other things were but I'll leave that for another day when I care to remember things that are unfortunate. But now ont the real reason for this post, like anyway ago I promised my friend Hannah that I would right a poem about snow and a winter wonderland so now I'm doing this and I must apologize for the delay.

Watching the ground go from green to white,
Gives people the chills and fright.
But to me on the other hand the world is nice,
I wouldn't have it any other way, than covered in ice.

This is no better time to hold a loved one,
To snuggle up, just knowing they are the one, never wanting to run.
The time to hold hands, rub noses, and watch each other blush,
Just knowing your hand is warm cause of theirs is a rush.

Sleigh rides and candy canes, sledding and skating,
These are the most wonderful things about winter there's no debating.
Watching young couples in love, skating around falling all over,
The best thing is seeing the sparkle in her eyes when he says he loves her.

Then there are the snow angels, so innocent and pure,
The only way to make one perfect is with a helping hand for sure.
To watch somebody wiggle around uncermoniously is quiet fun,
It's so ridiculous I'd almost have to run.

The winter is so full of fun, sleigh rides, sledding, and snowball fights,
The world is so grand at these times it's hard to even come in at night.
I want to run and play forever, I like the snow can it stay forever,
Well maybe not forever but for atleast awhile, but not a never.

A new place a new time where the sun always shines,
There will be a time for you and me, to get away from the working grind.
For then we will play all day, not in the hay but so very far away,
Cause maybe, just maybe there will still be snow in may.



Just thought I'd throw that one out there and I am indeed not the best, but I have never told that I am the best. I just do what I love. Writing is a passion of mine, and I'll probably do it till the day I die.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Valentines Day

So this is gonna contain two parts, one is about the interesting day I had and the second will be for a special lady out there.

So onto part one....
So today started out just like any other Monday, woke up and stumbled around trying to find my pants, found em. put em on, then got my shirt on, ate some food brushed my teeth then stumbled out the door to my first class. So this part of the day was really normal, no biggie nothing different. So after my first set of classes I made it home and took a nap, this is pretty usual for my days. After this lovely nap, I was then forced to get food by my suitemate and so then I ate a peanut butter and banana sandwich, it pretty much kinda had made my day at that point. So then I left for class.... Now this is where my day shifted to interesting....

At roughly 3:30 I come back from my class and go through my suitemates door cause I'm to lazy to take the effort to open mine, and find the suite room door closed, which is odd it never is. So then I walk in and what do I find? A CRAP TON of balloons all over my floor. Correction, its technically 45 balloons, but when you just get back from class and you find your floor covered, its a crap ton. So then I cruised around the floor to get to the light switch to turn it on. From there, I had got out my knife and just went at the balloons stabbin and poppin em all, why you ask? because in each balloon there was a piece of paper that had something written about me. So once I got them all out of the balloons I read them and found stuff on my desk.

So this was all by 3:30, there was no name left with it, so I tried to figure it out for the longest time, then gave up. Did I ever find out? yeah, about 30 minutes ago, it was my friends making sure I felt special on today since there is no special girl in my arms today sadly.

But enough of that, onto part two...


Valentines Day,
When guys for sure go out of their way.
To show that one special girl,
That they rock their world.

They are ready to show the world,
That they are talking that leap of faith.
Throwing it all on the line,
And hope that the girl likes them back in kind.

So here I stand a guy not thrown in the wind,
One that was chosen to stick around for awhile.
I was the special one that in her heart she chose,
And I was so happy my heart just for a second froze.

Because the way her hair shapes her face,
Makes me stand back and stare at her grace.
Looking into her lovely eyes with our noses together,
Being so close she has to trust me not to do more.

The flare of the sunset as it crosses over us,
Snuggled up in that blanket looking out at the ocean ablaze.
With my arm wrapped around her shoulder and her head on my chest,
I couldn't be a happier man, no greater blessed.

We just sit there, as other couples hop in their cars,
Watching headlines whiz over us, temporarily blinding.
But I don't care if I can't see for real,
Cause there is a permanent image of her in my mind.

As the day starts to get closer to an end,
I watch the time tick away, slowly closer to midnight.
With the sun down and her starting to shiver,
I rack my brain to find a way to finish the night, hurry think quicker!

My brain clicks and at 11:59 I slow turn her head leaning in,
Her eyes light up, and we both close our eyes and keep moving.
The moment our lips touch, she instantly stops shivering,
Just a soft and simple kiss seemed to make the world stop.

I could care less what happened the rest of this lovely night,
For I've just kissed the most beautiful girl in the world.
This night is never one that I'll ever forget,
A special night, that happens once a year. February 14th.

While this didn't happen to me this valentines day, it gives me hope that maybe someday I'll get something like this to happen on a valentine's day in my life.
There is only one girl in the world right now, and I hope she knows who, I feel bad I can't give her this tonight, but one day I hope too.

So here's to enjoying Valentine's day, make the best of it and show those whom you love that you love them with all your heart.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

A mind lost in a sea of thought

An ocean made of straight raw emotion,
It's so loud in my head with all this commotion.
Here I sit on the deck of my decisions a roastin',
I have no idea which way to go in this endless ocean.

This crazy time in life is so full of the unknown,
It feels like an untamed war zone.
My soul mind and body are in a constant fight,
and so far there is no escape in sight.

I can't keep dancing around what I'll soon have to do,
And I'd kill and do anything to end up not a fool.
I gotta get this right, or I'll hate myself for life,
It's not easy, nor will it be fast, but I'll get it in spite.

For now I just wanna get lost in what I call music,
Have the bass be driving in sync with my heart truest.
Hear all the highs and lows and just go with the flow,
Cause out here on the dance floor, I can take it nice and slow.

I'll just dance till my legs can't hold me and I fall,
For then I'll just dance with my arms till I can't even crawl.
I'll loose all my worries, scares, and insecurities, and woe,
But even in all this recovery, I still only wanna dance with you.

I don't care the type, lets not fight tonight,
Be bumpin' and grindin' or to go proper and right.
The style is no biggie, just as long as I feel your energy go,
Course and steam as our combined energy has started to flow.

For then the floor will clear, and nobody will be near,
They will all look and stare, but not at all in fear.
Wondering what will happen next with us while we are in mid flight,
Here is where I make the magic happen and here comes the spotlight.

Awe snap, this can't be real, cause this is how I want to feel,
I wanna be free of this mental fight, and just make it real.
To feel your body go through the intricate dance we haven't planned out,
To whoa, all those in the club, impress the old, and make the young pout.

I'll keep it out of the raunchy and keep it clean,
To make it so that no body has to wish to unsee whats just been seen.
Just feeling your body close with the beat will make me dance all night,
Even if seeing my body in the morning will result in fright.

But I'm not at this point yet cause I don't know what to do,
When all I can think to do, is just stop and stare at you.
Why oh why can't I just have a magical answer book in my pocket,
Cause then it would tell me how to put on your neck that locket.

So until the fog clears in this miserable ocean in my head,
I'm sure I'll be filled with a portion of dread.
So all I can hope to do is to be the best that I can be,
Maybe, just maybe. the right answer will come to me.

So for now I'll just sit and roast,
Hopefully I'll figure it out before I become toast.
For in an ocean of raw emotion, there is no swimming,
For there is no way is there of that tide winning.

For the time will come, with some sort of help will be granted,
Whether is myself, a friend, or a diving being, a process will be started.
Then I will row back to the land of clear thoughts and direction,
Then, just then will I laugh at my previous mis direction.

Then to the dance floor we shall go, and you can pick the tone,
Where to be sexy, grunge, hip-hop or proper, for you I'll shut off my phone.
Then the night will be danced away, and I'll leave with memories of your face,
We'll go home that night, and be well rested, for I know to your heart, its not a space race.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

A duty call for ramblings!

So, those of you who haven't figured out that I am a gamer yet, you are behind on things and should catch up quickly.  Because honestly if you haven't picked up on the fact that I now own a PS3 (summer 2010 purchase) then you are living in the stone age, and you should just go back and hide under your rock.  Much like I have been doing for the past good month or so, because I haven't been on this doodle mc bober any time recently, which is my fault, sorta, well yeah. cause I've set my "free" time to be other places.

If your wondering what could have taken up all my time for the past month? here is your answer, its really simple and only one word.  College.  Yes, that is right I'm actually learning and doing stuff this year, the reason why you are getting a post right now is because I'm on thanksgiving break and I am unable to sleep, granted my reason for not sleeping is poor as I'm talking to another person who is totally awesome by the way. In my college experience all I have been doing lately is homework, food, glee, and sleep when possible, now if this sounds terrible to you. Try doing it, much worse.

Now what little free time I have procured has been spent on Glee, Movies, and Call of Duty: Black Ops. Now if you feel like I have wasted my time, then go ahead and tell me, but I will most likely call you biased or a video game/Glee hater.  Though this only maybe for tonight cause I are tired, but thats a whole different story. So, you can't be hatin', judgin', layin' on some disses or any other stuff like that, I am currently in a good mood bubble, and if you pop it, I might just throw kittens at you are something (PETA, do not attack me I am only kidding! I love kittens.)

So you have been caught up for the past month or so, except for when I get home. Then it snowed, like 7.5 inches on my back deck, so, if you don't know this about Seattle. THIS NEVER HAPPENS! we are lucky to get like an inch of snow all year, so it trapped me in my house for the past day or so (thank you stupid drivers and stupid hills yes, we applaud you, but not really.)


So if you couldn't guess it, the second part of my blog post is about Call of Duty: Black Ops.

For your information, this is the only game I've ever pre-ordered and gone to a midnight release for, so that was my confidence in this game, which came out to be right.  Though, I did have a blast at the pre release party, and tourney (though I did terrible at that, but thats a different story.)  This game is probably one of the best shooters I have ever played. I'll break up this review into 2 sections.  the campaign (don't worry, I won't give away to much story line) and Multi-player

Campaign:
This campaign rocked my socks, like the loading screens between the mission actually enhance the story line, so if you skip them you are missing a good section of the story. This isn't one of those straight foreward campaigns' where you can predict everything that is going to happen at the beginning of the game like you can call out who dies and what not.  Treyarch did a really good job of not letting that happen.  The story kept me engrossed till the very end, literally till like the last second of the final cinematic.  And then my mind exploded cause of what happened.

Multiplayer:
SO this is where the heart of the COD series shines, literally multi-player makes this game legit, and while I may not be that good at it. I still have one helluva good time playing it. Cause I mean, how fun would it be to run around with an RC car with C4 strapped to it, and then when you cruise by somebodies feet hit the detonate button and blow them sky high? I mean that would be COOL!  So as most of you who follow COD stuff, you know that Tactical Nuke is gone, which is a major benefit, but they did bring back the dogs.  Now, before you freak out and say "OMG OMG OMG IT'S WORLD AT WAR ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!" stop and listen, while the attack dogs are back, they are extremely hard to get, as its a kill streak of 11, and your previous kill streak kills, do not count toward this total.  So getting 11 kills in a row is not an easy feat.  I've seen them call in a total of twice in multi-player.  So don't fret, they are not the end of the world.  Now on the other hand the RC car can be a major pain in the butt, its just this little nimble thing that comes around the corner and BOOM your gone. I'm not calling it cheap, just saying its a creepy, sneaky SOB that is out to kill ya.

Over all, multi-player is a blast and would almost be worth the price of the game for that alone, so this is all my tired brain can think of right now.. so this is where I shall end it.  I shall try to make posts more often that maybe don't have as much useless crap on them, maybe ones that are more concise and short and all that goodness.  Just let me know if you wanna see something change here. so tada!

Over and out, time to pass out!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I was lost but now I'm found (poem)

As I lay here and think, my hand uncontrollably shakes
Nothing on earth seems like it will be able to stop this quake
I can't get it to stop, I can only sit and stare and my hands shiver
Moving faster than any fast flowing river.

I look all around me to see whats within my sight
Nothing in the place is as it should be, this can't be right
The colors seem to be off, everything seems even more backwards
I look down at the floor, and all I can find is the cracks in the boards.

Can this be an image of what my life is like?
Everything is fine from a distance, but up close it looses its might
This isn't who I grew up to be, what has happened to me
Is this some kind of messed up reality?

I try my best to get to the bathroom
I can't stand up, so I scoot across the floor like a broom
I grip the counter with my last ounce of strength
It almost seems as though my arms don't have the length.

I drag myself up, to peek into the mirror
What I see could be true, it isn't me what-so-ever.
I can't do it anymore, I lose my grip and slide to the ground
All I can do is lay there, in the shape of a human mound.

I hear the key in the lock, I feel that key turn and click
I see everything happening in slow motion, like a cigarette flick
And all I can do is lay there helpless, and just stare in your direction
Will you see me and help me is all I can question.

I feel the slap of your shoes on the floor, as you run
And the next thing I know you have me and saying "hun."
I soon notice that in my arm the quake you have stopped
You were the drug that I needed free this lock.

The feel of your hands in mine is a new sensation each time
Something much better than any rhyme
The smell of you is oh so sweet
Better than any flower that you could find on each street.

I slowly start to feel my strength come back
Lifting me up off the ground, like a car is lifted by a jack
I can feel the love in every work you speak
Holding all of it in, trying so hard not to let any leak.

This is the moment that I know your the one
You've are the girl who made my mind go round and round it spun
Everything in life is going back to the way its supposed to be
And from there I know and you were meant to be with me.

I pick my self up off the floor because now I can stand
I got the nerve to stand up and be a man
Take the courage I need, to be there for the woman I love
And not just be there for a second, like a dove.

The lean in, the slow approach, the soft and gentle kiss
This is all it takes to show that you've brought me bliss
Wraping arms around her, and slowly lead her to the door
Onto the porch we go, cause to show her there is more.

Out there we find the bench swing
Right then and there I know the times right, I kneel and pull out the ring
The look on her face is one of shock
But the sound of her gasp I know her socks I have just rocked.

As the light rain begins to fall, she nods and says yes
For there we sit for a bit, and my lips to hers I do press
Nothing could make either of us more excited, nothing at all
And there we sit, cuddled together just watching the rain fall.




Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Another Poem, Why not?

So.. Since I haven't really accomplished much in life recently I'd figure I'd write you another poem, its not as happy as the last post, in fact some might find it down right depressing, but hey.  We can't be happy all the damn time, myself included.

Watching the beautiful colors in life fade
Removing all that effort I so strongly made
Losing all that I worked for
Like heat escaping out an open door

I race to stop it from going down the drain
But no idea works that comes to my brain
All I can do is sit and watch
As all my hard work turns out to botch

So behind the locked door I sit
With a feeling that no key will ever fit
To unlock the secrets behind lock and key
The only thing between you and the real me

Oh how I hope you find the device to open the magic lock
To rid me of this ever ticking clock
The sound that reminds me of many things I lack
Ever reminding me that I'm not on track

So please rescue me from the dark and dreary place
To let my mind rest from its endless thought race
Removing the ball and chain from my heart and soul
So that my heart no longer beats after you like a fool

Because no matter what I seem to do
To notice me it never seems to be enough for you
I could just be doing everything, even jump in the air
But I would still be less interesting than the fair

So hand over the key to a girl who wants my heart
Who won't throw it in a blender from the very start
A certain somebody who will lay out in the sun
And together we can have lots of fun

So for now I cast out my line
Wait and see if my bait a girl it will find
All I can do now is hope and pray
That my love will soon come my way.


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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Ignored for so long, but not any longer!

I know that I have neglected this blog over the past while, especially the summer.  And for that I am sorry blog and fellow blog readers.  So since I can't really think of a good topic to write on, I'm just going to write a poem. Its not going to be anything of ridiculously good quality, but its what I've got.  You can give you feed back if you want, or sit in silence. your choice.  Just don't be hatin' (okay a little hate is okay, just not like a whale portion of hate.)


The sound of the rain as it pours from the sky
Glimmering as it reflects off her eye
Making her face look so soft and pure
Softer than even rabbits fur

The gentle look on her face
Is one that I'll never be able to erase
I just wish she'd turn to look at me
for then my mind would be set free

I'd tell her all the things I've wanted say
To make her world more blue than grey
To show her how I really feel
But my love for her inside me behind a seal

So here I stand looking deep into her eyes
Wanting to say these things so bad I could cry
But here I stand in silence just looking
As the rain down the pane keeps rolling

Just when I had about given up
Into my my eyes she does look
A connection so simple, but so strong
Is one that I wish could last all night long

And almost like a summers dream
or somebodies cruel evil scheme
Into me she learns and wraps her arms around tight
So gripped on so she doesn't lose the life fight

For in this moment I could stay forever
Stay in the dream like an endless river
But I wake up just in time
So as not to end this ride

I reach around and hold her close
So that we are almost nose to nose
A moment so surreal
I can't believe that this is for real.

Almost as if she was trying to make my heart burst
In this moment she has me so immersed
A simple lean in and our lips touch
There is no way this is happening, its all to much

She takes a moment and smiles
A smile so great I would have walked a million miles
From there we take a seat at the window
and spend the rest of the day snuggled up as a duo

Monday, April 19, 2010

A little Mix of Everything.

Since I have no posted on this thingy in awhile I thought I'd just give a little recap of a lot of stuff (no, not everything, you don't get to know about all the intimate details about my life... Creepers...)

So.... since I can't remember past the last week (yes sad I know, but it happens with massive amounts of homework) I shall start there.  So since from Sunday when I woke up till Friday night, I had accumulated 18 hours of sleep total, and it made me very tired, in fact I am still kind of tired.  But my life had been consumed by homework and what not, and guess what kind it was?
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If you haven't guessed by now... I've just  revoked your guessing rights...
If you guessed drawing, your wrong.  If you guessed eating, your wrong.  If you guessed com 101, your wrong. If you guessed dating, your wrong.  If you guessed programming, your right.  Because that is what takes up most of my life anyways, no matter how unfortunate that is.  But oh well, I shall live with it.  I shall get to draw, eat, comm 101, date all at a later time that isn't occupied by programming. (yeah.. that sounds really sad... I should fix that...)  So in short... Homework sucks.  And in long.... Homework sucks a lot and should be banned from the face of the earth because its most unfortunate and evil and not nice in any way shape or form.
As much as I'd like to annihilate/assassinate/bludgeon homework, I can't because I'm still required to do it for class so that I can pass and become a super duper awesome working dude that gets money, because I don't want to be a hobo when I grow up (kids, if you are thinking about being a hobo when you grow up... I suggest you change your mind, its not fun.  Pick a new profession, one that is fun, like..... uh... PILOT!)



So... now. Onto Monday, actually... I don't remember Monday, I just know I have 4 classes that day, other than that... I'm drawing a blank on what happened.. darn you lack of sleep.... so I'll just say I ate food, and did homework and ate cookies, or something like that.  Just imagine its Monday for you and it should be close enough. (unless you like Mondays in which then you should think the opposite, because Mondays + me = not good.  Also, if you like Mondays, I officially hate you, but only if you consistently like Mondays)

Tuesday = same as Monday, except I DIDN'T SLEEP! AT ALL! Stupid programming.. if you haven't realized it by now, when I program, I don't sleep much...

Wednesday:  Wednesday was not bad, just that I didn't get to turn my program in cause it didn't work, so that was unfortunate... oh well, other than that, I liked Wednesday it was nice.  I stayed up late playing video games with poosh, we played battlefield (that will be my next blog post, the review of the actual game.) it was cool, because then it was legit and awesome.

Thursday: I don't remember what really happened... all i know is that I did a TON of sleeping, other than that... I got nothing.

Friday: YAIY! it was Friday, and it was epicly nice.  Like I spent almost all day out in the sun, it was awesome.  Played some beach volleyball and both teams sucked, but we all had fun as it was a big group of us and none of us were pro skills.  Also, Friday was the start of Mom's weekend, my mommy came to visit me, it was nice. We did all sorts of mother/son bonding stuff, well kinda. But we had fun.

Since my brain hurts from the INTENSE white background in my darkroom and its to hot to have lights on I shall call it quits on this post, and that fact its super long, so if you got this far, I give you kudos. If you did it in one sitting with out breaks.. please, get up now and do something and get a life, cause I didn't even write this in one sitting...


This post was brought you by....

The Churger: the chicken beef burger that filled my tum tum this night and made it possible for me to focus on the last little bit of this post.
Cell Phone:  It kept lighting up keeping me entertained for some odd reason and giving me the giggles, nuff said for its awesomeness.
Surround Sound:  It made my music awesomer, nothing more needs to be said about awesome music being made awesomer.



EDIT:
This happened to my room awhile ago. I just let him write it cause I was too lazy too..

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Spring Break Baby!

     You probably thought that I was leaving on spring break, well... not so much. I'm already back, so you thought wrong. BAM FOOL! So here I am, sitting on my, well, not chair is a stool/nightstand in my dorm room actually, I'm not sure how this happened.. and I'm not sure how the chairs multiplied from 2 to 3 in my room and how I managed to not be in one as well. It's quiet confusing and is most unfortunate.
     Now, back to being on topic or something like that... SO, last week was my spring break, and I returned to the WONDERFUL Seattle area where my home resides.  It was nice to go home, I hung out with my friends and it was quiet awesome.  But there were 2 events that really stood out the most to me.  Seeing "She's Outta My League" and my escapade down to the mall, which kind failed, but was still fun.


     First off, we shall discuss "She's Outta My League" just one on one, actually I lied. there are probably many of you who read my blog, or I could just be fooling myself and only I read my own blog, which would make me sad, but its a possibility.  Oh well, I shall talk to my self about this movie.  Dear Self, did you liek the move? Self, yes I did, it was quiet entertaining to myself, but I also happen to be a slight fan of crude humor.  So Self, your saying that people who don't like a little dirty humor should avoid this movie, or think about watching it carefully? Why yes indeed self, thought to those who dislike slightly dirty humor might miss some of the jokes that are implied cause they don't hear it often enough.
     Okay, I"m just going to stop that cause I sound stupid, but over all I liked the movie quiet well, but like I said, if your not a fan of slightly crude humor this movie is NOT for you, I repeat NOT FOR YOU! Do you hear me? cause I'm not going to take the blame for you watching a movie you thought would be hilarious because I thought it was and you just find it repulsive or disgusting or something like that, I repeat I'm not taking that blame!  Anything I review and you go see is at your own risk... I should probably put that in big letters and with some really big word before it like disclaimer.....

*DISCLAIMER!!! I am not responsible for you not liking something I liked, even if you seem similar to me, because its just not how I roll.*


Alright, everybody got it? Good. Now, onto topic 2, the mall... and its epic fail.



     So... I have lived in the same area for a vast majority of my life, like 12 years, give or take, and I've been to this mall probably like 100 times since I was 12 for various reasons, and a decent amount of those I have driven to (okay, maybe not a decent chunk, but like at least 5 times.)  But on this epic day, I was escapading down there with my friend code named Liquid Lemon, and I decided that I was going to take directions from her, this was indeed a poor life choice as we ended up driving around for an hour trying to find this stupid mall, and I ended up on the free way thats on the other side of the freaking city, so I managed to get ALL the way through the town and NOT find the mall, it was fail.  At this point we decided to give up and return back home to give it another shot from scratch, but I took a wrong exit that put is back in town....
     I thought as we approached the end of the exit ramp that I knew where I was and decided that I was going to be the savior and get us to the mall with out a stupid GPS or having to go all the way back home, as you have probably guessed at this point that this is not how the story ends, in fact I probably ended up the furthest from the mall as I had been all day...  I was next to a freaking air strip.  Yes, I was looking for a mall and found the GYNORMUS Boeing Field... Yes, I couldn't find a mall with a bunch of people but I was able to located a airstrip with like no people but flipping huge planes, go figure right?
     Okay, so skip ahead to us ACTUALLY getting to the mall, now what on earth would a boy do there?  sit outside the shops and watch a girl shop? Oh hecks no, I dive right in and do some shopping myself.  there were 2 stores that stick out in my mind.  JCPenny, and PINK (yes the Victoria's secret one, I am manly enough to enter that store.)
     So, at JCPenny I managed to score myself some new shorts, since idaho summers are blazing hot and it feels like I'M ON THE SURFACE OF THE FREAKING SUN! It's just uncool to be that hot, hahah get it? Wow, that was bad, I need to not try to be funny... cause that just turned out bad.  But seriously, when I came here, moving into my dorm room, the sun was trying to cook me like its breakfast, the small little people on the street and I was like the sausage link or something. I was ordered to well done and cooked all the way through with an internal temperature of a KATRILLION degrees, almost as hot as a Hot Pocket.  I also got some cool sunglasses, they are just for everywhere, cause the sun trying to fry my retina's is just uncool.

     So the second store called PINK, is indeed quiet awesome, why guys don't go in there all the time confuses me, I mean is the color really going to like kill you or something? IT IS IN YOUR BENEFIT TO GO IN!  Hell, if your single and your friend wants to go in, go in with her! there are some hot girls in there, and if your any decent at doing anything with clothes then they may WANT you to HELP THEM pick out bra's and underwear and what not, I mean is that a bad thing?  In all honesty that gives you the PERFECT CHANCE TO STARE AT A HOT GIRL!!!!!  Take this opportunity men, take it and seize what you can, you may not get another chance like it.  Plus, if your lucky you may get to do more than just stare at that hot girl, you may even snag a number and possibly get a date. My fellow guys, you have nothing to lose by going into stores like that.  Know your crap about bra's and underwear and your chances instantly multiply.
     Ladies, this advice doesn't have its reversal, guys who walk into PINK got some pretty big kahuna's, and have some self confidence. USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!  if he know's anything (which if he has read my blog he will take the time to figure it out, guys, your mom is a good source, for bra's sorta, or get that GOOD friend that is a girl to educate you) he can help you pick out the cute/sexy bra's and underwear to impress other guys, or if your playing him, get him all riled up and think your all hot and steamy and sexy and all that jazz.  Plus, if you got a rockin' body and you want him to see it, perfect opportunity.
    Although we entered the store, we did not exit with anything, as nothing Liquid Lemon deemed was cute was in her size, and nothing in her size was deemed cute, its a classic conundrum that girls run into, they never have your size in stock, no matter what size that maybe.  And I'm sorry for you ladies about that.



     So other than that my spring break was uneventful, just fixed my computer, designed a computer for a friend, walked around some outside, and blew up some houses, ate some cookies, wrecked a couple cares, ate more cookies, etc etc.  I bet I had you aghast and blowing up houses and wrecking cares, I didn't really do those, but I did the rest.  And then I came back to moscow and went to class. Now here I am.  So nothing exciting happened since then...  So.. Tada?

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Creating, Doing, Solving the Impossible

So as you know (or possibly don't know) I am in fact a CS (Computer Science, not Criminal Superstar, or Creative Star, or anything like that) Major and there for am by default a nerd(yes, I get a round of applause for figuring this out myself and not thinking i was cool, cause lets be serious, I'm not cool.) and spent ALL of today that I wasn't in class and awake (which I woke up around noon, which was very nice) working on programming, none of which was mine until about 8 at night. So I helped Prince with his C++ for an ungodly amount of time, and disliked it because even with my advanced(okay, not quiet so advanced, but better than a rocks) programming skills I still couldn't get his stupid program to run properly.... that is until I finished with mine for the night at about 10, and decided to give google one more try, and would you know that the least likely looking link would solve the problem? *now imagine this next part me talking in valley girl style* I know right? its like totally unexpected and like unbelievable and like OH MY GOD gag me with a spoon! :D *end valley girl*

So these were essentially impossible tasks, yes, I completed the impossible, do you love me yet? No? well, thats okay I guess.... *sniffle* I'll be okay I suppose... *sniffle*, no really, I'll be fine I'll just go sit in this corner over here and look into the corner and cry *sniffle*, don't mind the hysterics, I'm really fine I promise.

Now onto better topics than me crying in a corner (not really, but I had you fooled for a minute!) I have been watching mr prince man play boarderlands for the last.. well, while, I haven't kept track, but its been awhile. I unfortunately missed my time to play guitar as its not quiet hours and its now that I am doing nothing, but oh well, thats what for later in the week for, but we are headed for a weekend! A chance to finally relax and just chill out and be rested up for the next dreaded week... then.. SPRING BREAK! I are excited, can't you tell? If you wanted a paint drawn picture of me.. I'm sorry I don't have one of those right now, but I will make an emoticon version, maybe input a picture later. :D-|-<


Anyways.. I am to tired to continue on with this post, so I am going to sleep now. Good night bloggy, good night anybody who is reading this, and good night the crazy people that I hear walking down the road.

This post as been brought to you by:
HL2 cinematic mod and its flipping ridiculous download size.
Boarderlands, even though I didn't get to play it. sad face inserted here.
and Nilla Wafers, as they are just plain delicious.

P.S. I promise to review SOMETHING in my next post. and no, not a Life review, but a legit item review.